I've been so busy lately. These are my favorite shoes- I wear them all the time! As a result of all that wear and tear, they smell sooo bad. Like corn chips and sweat! I know you love them, and I just caught you after sneakily watching me playing with my shoes and stretching out my smooth, smelly soles. I talk to you after and let you have a good, deep whiff of my shoes. I encourage you to lick the bottoms of my shoes and to breathe in the stink.

I've been so busy lately. These are my favorite shoes- I wear them all the time! As a result of all that wear and tear, they smell sooo bad. Like corn chips and sweat! I know you love them, and I just caught you after sneakily watching me playing with my shoes and stretching out my smooth, smelly soles. I talk to you after and let you have a good, deep whiff of my shoes. I encourage you to lick the bottoms of my shoes and to breathe in the stink.