I'm really, really sick. I know that you love those deep, full of phlegm coughs and so I decided to share it with you. I cough long, deep painful coughs, and long strings of phlegm and drool flow from my lips. I allow them to drip down my cleavage a few times, and blow my nose so much as well. I soak my Kleenex with my phlegm, mucus and drool until it is useless for nose wiping. Phew! I can't wait until my lungs clear out again!

I'm really, really sick. I know that you love those deep, full of phlegm coughs and so I decided to share it with you. I cough long, deep painful coughs, and long strings of phlegm and drool flow from my lips. I allow them to drip down my cleavage a few times, and blow my nose so much as well. I soak my Kleenex with my phlegm, mucus and drool until it is useless for nose wiping. Phew! I can't wait until my lungs clear out again!