I know that this particular beach ball is your very most favorite of all! So it baffles me that you would just leave it out and letting it clutter up the room. I've tried so many things to teach you to not leave your favorite 26 inch 99 cent ball out, but this I'm I'm going to teach you a lesson that lingers. I'm going to fart all over your precious inflatable! And I do. Little farts, high pitched squeaky farts, and quite a few big juicy ones too! That ought to teach you a stinky and lasting lesson.