It has been a literal polar vortex where I am from. It's been frozen and snowing with patches and flecks of snow still showing, and although most of the snow has melted off my pipes froze! While the plumbers are literally working on my bathroom I sneak outside to piss. I am so nervous but my bladder is so full and painful. I get paranoid because my neighbors are so close and pop up nervously a couple of times, but I manage to empty my bursting bladder onto the cold soil as it steams and hisses. You can even see my breath in the air as I urinate. I drip dry and show you the puddle of piss po... Show more