It's so hot right now, there's a heat wave in my area and I couldn't stand it anymore so I started drinking at noon outside. It is now 6pm and I have had 2 bottles of, a few beers, and open a pint cider. I've also been vaping all day. I am pretty incoherent, slurring and rocking in my patio chair, making no sense as I wave hi at my nosy neighbors spying on me drinking. I drink and get gassy, burping a few times. I flash you my pussy tipsily, reclining on my patio chair, sending people naughty texts with my phone. I drink too fast at one point and am afraid I might spit up and show you my goose... Show more