I tried on jeans I haven't worn in ages, and they're tight! So tight in fact I can't get them off. But I have to pee so bad, what so I do? I get in my bathtub and the piss starts gushing out of my full to bursting bladder, soaking through, making splattering noises as I pee until my bladder is empty and the red jeans are soaked, sodden, and heavy with piss.