I can't believe I put all my makeup on- including my lipstick without brushing my teeth first. And to make it more complicated I have a new electric toothbrush I've never used before.

I gargle and try out the toothbrush topless, marveling at how well it cleans my teeth. I gargle more and brush until everything feels squeaky clean. I spit into a clear glass several times. I then take a that I use as a tongue scraping tool and thoroughly scrape my tongue for the first time in a very long time. I gargle even more water and spit. I show off my mouth, teeth, tongue, everything!