It was the first day of college today, and I am so stressed and tired I need some release. I stopped by the bar and had at least 6 drinks and had to taxi home, where I pop open a bottle of trusty sparkling I am already incredibly and wobbly, slurring and mumbling. I proceed to drink most of the bottle, becoming sillier and sillier, flashing my boobs and rolling around on my bed in a stupor. Day drinking Daisy!

It was the first day of college today, and I am so stressed and tired I need some release. I stopped by the bar and had at least 6 drinks and had to taxi home, where I pop open a bottle of trusty sparkling I am already incredibly and wobbly, slurring and mumbling. I proceed to drink most of the bottle, becoming sillier and sillier, flashing my boobs and rolling around on my bed in a stupor. Day drinking Daisy!