I hate going to this stupid catholic college, the only reason I go here is because my parents pay for it. Well I've snuck a bottle of from the nuns and proceed to pound it down, getting on a functional church pew! As I get progressively I talk about how much I hate religion and catholic school, burping and tearing off my rosary and throwing it at you, slurring and stumbling on my high heels. I open the pew bench and take out the bible and a book of saints, mocking it. I just want to corrupt you! I take pillz and smoke wacky tobacco to loosen up and have fun, blaspheming in this terrible oppres...

I hate going to this stupid catholic college, the only reason I go here is because my parents pay for it. Well I've snuck a bottle of from the nuns and proceed to pound it down, getting on a functional church pew! As I get progressively I talk about how much I hate religion and catholic school, burping and tearing off my rosary and throwing it at you, slurring and stumbling on my high heels. I open the pew bench and take out the bible and a book of saints, mocking it. I just want to corrupt you! I take pillz and smoke wacky tobacco to loosen up and have fun, blaspheming in this terrible oppressive place. I get more and more stripping, falling a bit, before spitting on the bible! I delight in desecrating it, spitting on it, tearing out pages wantonly, and eventually pissing alllll over the bible, emptying my entire bladder on the pages as it rests on a church pew. That's how I feel about my parent's religion! I got rebellious, and pissed on the word of god! Now take me back to my dorm so the nuns don't catch us!