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I've been avoiding things with yeast and wheat in them because of some food allergies I found out I have, but I really want to get my tummy nice and bloated when I try my first funnel chug, so I use a sugary cider that is sure to make me expand like a fat balloon! I use the handheld funnel and pour in spurts a full cold carbonated cider into it, gulping and chugging as...

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I've been avoiding things with yeast and wheat in them because of some food allergies I found out I have, but I really want to get my tummy nice and bloated when I try my first funnel chug, so I use a sugary cider that is sure to make me expand like a fat balloon! I use the handheld funnel and pour in spurts a full cold carbonated cider into it, gulping and chugging as I swallow as fast as I can. I burp a lot, rubbing my belly as it gets more and more visibly bloated from the drink. I finish the whole pint and can't believe how big and round my tummy has gotten. I wish I had someone to strap one on me and stuff me til I burst!