I was at the bar and had quite a few already. Home now and quite silly I pop open a bottle of champagne and proceed to down it in 30 hilarious minutes of my Tipsyeness. I fall down a few times, spark a, slurring my words, show you my boobs and butt, and definitely embarrass myself. Observe my ridiculous rants and eyes blinking at different speeds as I ramble and drink.

I was at the bar and had quite a few already. Home now and quite silly I pop open a bottle of champagne and proceed to down it in 30 hilarious minutes of my Tipsyeness. I fall down a few times, spark a, slurring my words, show you my boobs and butt, and definitely embarrass myself. Observe my ridiculous rants and eyes blinking at different speeds as I ramble and drink.