Ahoy! I have been travelling the 7 seas for months on end with this all male crew! it's been so long since we've seen land! my captain has asked me to examine some sort of body part of a creature that we had found floating on the surface. I believe it is some sort tentacle! I better use my most valuable assets to examine this... my holes! this is why my captain chose me for this task! let's divulge this object's secrets together. I just know my mouth and pussyhole is the best place to start! (IGNORE THE LIPSTICK LEFT ON THE DILDO, IT IS JUST MY LIPSTICK)