I hate going to this stupid catholic college, the only reason I go here is because my parents pay for it. Well I've snuck a bottle of from the nuns and proceed to pound it down, getting on a functional church pew! As I get progressively Silly I talk about how much I hate religion and catholic school, burping and tearing off my rosary and throwing it at you, slurring and stumbling on my high heels. I open the pew bench and take out the bible and a book of saints, mocking it. I just want to corrupt you! I take pillz and smoke wacky tobacco to loosen up and have fun, blaspheming in this terrible ... Show more