I went to a pool party, and an irritating friend pushed another of her unwanted urban garden zucchinis onto me, and it's enormous! And I HATE zucchini! I decide to take all my aggression out on it. In my pink 2-piece swim suit and high sparkly heels I dig into the squash, the heel penetrating and sploshing through, cracking it. I continue to smash and crush it in heels, until it's pulp. I kick off my shoes and use my beautiful feet to squash a grapefruit, making a huge juicy gooey mess.