After moving recently I admit I have been a bit lax when it comes to keeping my floors neat and tidy. I have a huge apartment, and I need to start on the living room. I'm a bit perplexed because I got a newfangled bag-less vacuum when I am used to using a far superior vintage Kirby. But I decide to give it a go, in only a bra, panties, and an apron I clean up, checking out the bagless feature, getting startled at how loud it is. I even start to vacuum my body sexily until I realize I don't want my neighbors knowing about my little fetish...yet.