I come into the living room, almost ready to leave for the Holiday party when I see how messy the living room area is. There are inflatable swim rings and beach balls everywhere! I've had it with this mess so I'm going to get even and pop every single one of your shiny latex toys. And there's so many! A 48 inch polka dot ball, a 27 inch flamingo ball, 2 pastel balls and 3 pastel clear swim rings.

I hike up my dress and pop the first one with my chubby ass, but it takes a lot of work! So I decide to light up a pre-roll and burn holes in them! I deflate and pop them one by one until ... Show more