Ok loser, I know girls keep dumping you, just like I did forever ago. Nobody will fuck you because of your tiny shrimp dick and you come crying to me about it. Frankly, I'm disgusted because you're such a runty loser...but I'm going to do you this favor because you're so pathetic and maybe you'll stop bothering me. Keeping up a steady stream of mean sadistic talk about your loser peen I tell you to take it out. Even though I have a hard time seeing it I still give you jerk off encouragement and a little instruction. You'd better not make a mess when I give you the 3 2 1 countdown.