I have a new to me vintage Kirby vacuum, one of the first bagless ones in fact! In my apron and red kitten heels I clean my carpet, the powerful suction buzzing and feeling the heft of the sturdy well built vacuum. I switch the the hose attachment and get distracted using it on myself, running it over my tits and legs, pumping and pulsating the bag before I get back on task and vacuum and clean my loveseat, getting the crumbs and cat hair off of it, all while giving you a view of my ample ass.