Look honey, when we first got together I really wasn't that into you, and you were fully aware of it. But you persisted, and I like your money and the lifestyle it affords me. But let's face it...you can't satisfy me! And you found some XL condoms that obviously are too big for your less than impressive cock. I'm used to big bad boys with big dicks and tattoos, and you're a buttoned down vanilla dweeb! So if you want me to stay...and I know you do because you love me and are obsessed with me, you have to sign this cuck contract. You wouldn't want your friends and co-workers knowing your wife d... Show more