I've gone and done it again, pushing the limits of my capacity to bloat with coke and mentos. Except this time I drank a whole 2 liter and ate the ENTIRE pack of mentos about 2 hours before this.

My belly has swollen to insane new proportions and is so large and distended! It really actually hurts as I move around to show you how bloated my tummy is. I slap it and it barely jiggles, it's taut and tight as a drum! I groan in pain as I run my hands over the rotund firm flesh and try to plop it. It's so big I'm in awe. My belly truly has never, ever been this bloated before.