I have a terrible terrible cold. I am so sick. I am so congested and puffy, and I can't stop coughing. I blow my nose and show you all the mucus on a dark hankie. I start coughing so hard I am gagging and I almost throw up from the spasms seizing my body, my chest flushing and my eyes tearing up. I even sneeze so hard I get snot all down my cleavage. I spit it into tissues and show you all of it. *nose blowing* *coughing* *spitting* *gagging* *sneezing*