I had a bad date tonight, so I've already had a few at the bar. I pound a cider, and then proceed to polish off an entire bottle of, smoking herb out of my chillum and getting sillier and more and more silly as time passes. I get naughty and show you my tits and ass and perfect pussy, all while rambling like an weirdo, making chatty sloshed confessions. I even fall down, ooops!