I don't even know why you bothered to come over, I broke up with you for a reason. You keep pestering me and bugging me to know why I ended our relationship. Well...you have a teeny tiny little dick. It is so small. Like, shockingly small. It makes me want to laugh and gag at the same time. I have a big strong new boyfriend now with a huge penis that fills me up and satisfies me in ways you never could, loser.