You have the audacity to show up to a party at my own house and say rude things about big girls and my body. I try and get you to fight me like a man, blowing smoke in your face and taunting you, trying to get you to hit me first until I get so angry I start slapping and punching you in the face. I wrestle you down to the ground and start stomping you in your chest and head, giving you a thorough beating before throwing you out. Maybe you've learned your lesson not to mess with big strong fat girls!