I just got home from work and am on my phone ignoring you. I know you can tell how angry I am. I found out you've been going to the gym! After all the progess we've both made gaining weight and getting fat and you sneak behind my back? I've been gaining like crazy and you're diet cheating?! Eating some trash fad diet like Keto? Are you kidding me? No, you're kidding yourself. Well this is it. No. More. Diets! Keep gaining or lose me. You know, I think you like it when I'm bossy, don't you?
You do want to keep gaining baby, I know it! Give in to gluttony and I'll reward you by plopping m... Show more