Like I've said before, my roommate is a bathroom hog that takes the longest ever showers. I've peed on her floor and blamed her cat once before, but now I'm getting...excited by it. I come home silly with an incredibly full bladder and find she's in our shared bathroom...again. So I dr0nkenly sneak back into her room and piss a full bladder all over her freshly vacuumed carpet. I feel so sneaky and smug... and relieved .