I know you're tired of only skinny vanilla strippers, and how badly you've been wanting a table dance/lap dance from a alternative tattooed fat girl like me. I give you a private dance in the back of the dimly lit club. I know you'll always remember, posing for you, making my booty clap so close you could bite it, putting my big pierced tits in your face, spreading my legs so wide open to show you everything. I know you like my body. I'm a little nervous, but I can tell you are too...