I seriously cannot believe my luck when it comes to online dating. I made it clear in my profile that I like big dicks, and we went out on a date. I put up with you bragging about your stupid car and lame job, suffering through you making comments about me being a BBW and too alternative and blah blah blah so I could at least get fucked with a big dick. I get you home and get your pants off and you expect me to want to touch your disgusting little micro-penis? My fucking clit is bigger than your dick is, loser. I can't stop pointing and laughing at your tiny little dick.