With Dakota Charms!

Congratulations for winning your fantasy football league. I know how tall you are, that you have red hair and that you played hockey in college. Redheads aren't known for being good at sports and that's probably why you had to join the pretend league. you wish that you were a bad ass football player. I bet your parents were so supportive of your athletic endeavors but at least you had the fake world to win.

PS. Congrats to your friends for becoming dads because they are doing a lot more than you are!

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