With Dakota Charms!

I have to tell you about my spring break trip to Earth. They had a weird sun and you have to wear clothes, but the oddest part are the tiny humans. I was giant Goddess and terrorized by stomping people and cars. I crushed an army with one foot. They ran away, but one step smushed them.

I grabbed a couch filled with little people, rolled up and lit it like a cigarette to watch them burn. The stub was flipped to the ground and rubbed out with my foot.

In a game, I put humans on the roof until they caved in and worshi... Show more