With Dakota Charms!

We've been dating awhile and I wanted to explain the female digestion system. We don't fart or go to the bathroom like boys. We eat food and it disappears.

Why do you think we go to the restroom in groups? We put on makeup, gossip and wash our hands. No disgusting smells!

I've talked to scientist and they said our systems are different. Our butts are way too cute for anything nasty to come out of these pink holes.

That Mexican food we ate was so good and I'm so full that I can barely walk. My stomach is rumbling. Uh oh, did you hear th... Show more