Dakota Charms is not fond of balls. Ok, she HATES balls! She doesn't like the way they look, they don't make any logical sense to her and they certainly don't smell good. Your balls are useless to Dakota, unless she can hurt them. Smash them with her foot, against a stripper pole, she's not choosy. Miss Charms just wants to rock your balls, she wants to break them like Ivan Drago against that cold hammer and sickle of the Soviet state. You're a big baby because of your sensitive balls. A big hairy, sagging, baby ball bitch is what you are to Dakota.