Dakota comes home with you arguing about how you like to look at her feet all the time, how you want her to take off her shoes. She thinks it's so weird, you're always staring at her feet!

You tell her that you got her a present and she softens and goes to open the box. It's a collar! She's confused, but it's a gift, nonetheless, so she secures it around her neck. Doesn't it look cute?

She continues talking about how strange your fetishes are and what a weird guy you are, blah blah blah. Suddenly, though, she starts meowing in the middle of her sentences. She talks about f... Show more