Snotty Dakota is back! And not snotty as in bitchy, snotty as in literally snotty. Young Dakota tells us about how she got sent home from school today because she was doing inappropriate things with her nose. Naughty girl! She demonstrates what she was doing; just picking her nose and holding down one nostril while blowing out the other one. All she wanted to do is get all the boogers out, is that really so bad? As she blows out each nostril, snot begins to slowly seep out. She pulls the stringy mess out of her nose and plays with it in between her fingers. Seriously, what's wrong with that...

Snotty Dakota is back! And not snotty as in bitchy, snotty as in literally snotty. Young Dakota tells us about how she got sent home from school today because she was doing inappropriate things with her nose. Naughty girl! She demonstrates what she was doing; just picking her nose and holding down one nostril while blowing out the other one. All she wanted to do is get all the boogers out, is that really so bad? As she blows out each nostril, snot begins to slowly seep out. She pulls the stringy mess out of her nose and plays with it in between her fingers. Seriously, what's wrong with that? It's just fun for her! Well, she explains, next she kinda put it in her mouth and um...ate her snot. The boys at school were egging her on! The girls thought it was gross, but the boys told her to eat her boogers so she did! Dakota also has a trick to make her snot come out really good - she puts her nose over a hot cup of tea or coffee and it really gets the juices flowin'! It opens up her sinuses and allows more sticky snot to come out! Miss Snot Nose loooves snot and no teacher is going to change that!