Ugh, I have detention and YOU, the biggest nerd in the school, are the only other person in here. GREAT. And you won't stop STARING at me. Ew! Are you seriously touching yourself while you're looking at me? What is wrong with you? Okay, let's make a deal. Since you're such a smarty pants, why don't you do my homework for the rest of year and I'll help you out with what you're doing there. In other words, I'll tell you exactly how to jerk off. And only ONCE and then you're my homework slave all the way until May. Haha! Deal? Okay. :)

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