With Dakota Charms!

OMG! I can't believe this antique shrinkray shrunk you down to a small size! The directions says I'm supposed to execute you three times and then you will grow back to normal size. Pacing in my keds sneakers and booty shorts, I don't know how take you out. I could squash you with my hands, or run you over with a car. My white shoes could crush you. Crossing my legs, you suggest that foot crushing is best.

Lifting my soles over your body, I try to do it, but pause to take my shoes off. Ankle socks will feel better than a treaded sole. I'm devastated that... Show more