DIAL UP VERSION

It started out just like any other day. He went door to door selling shoes to woman who had way too many shoes but still wanted more.

This blonde likes to answer the door in her lingerie, silly girl, you never know who is going to be at the door. He told her he was a shoe salesman and had the latest styles from Paris and Milan.

The pairs of shoes she tried on had something wrong or were too pricey. She wanted a free pair and knew he was holding out the best pair he had in his shoe bag. When the red pair came out of his bag she knew it was the ... Show more