Holy... Oh my...oh my GOD, is that your DICK? That's actually your penis? I'm not lying - that is seriously the SMALLEST "cock" (if you can call it that) that I've EVER seen. I'm actually impressed - but not in a good way. Like - what does it feel like, knowing you'll NEVER be able to satisfy a women? EVER?

You know what, it's not even worthy of being called a penis. It's a pecker. A pecker. That's more fitting such a pathetic, small little cock. I bet your cum just pops out - like a little squirt. Haha! Oh wow, we are having SO MUCH FUN laughing at your misfortune! How do you even...

Holy... Oh my...oh my GOD, is that your DICK? That's actually your penis? I'm not lying - that is seriously the SMALLEST "cock" (if you can call it that) that I've EVER seen. I'm actually impressed - but not in a good way. Like - what does it feel like, knowing you'll NEVER be able to satisfy a women? EVER?

You know what, it's not even worthy of being called a penis. It's a pecker. A pecker. That's more fitting such a pathetic, small little cock. I bet your cum just pops out - like a little squirt. Haha! Oh wow, we are having SO MUCH FUN laughing at your misfortune! How do you even jerk off!? Do you use both of your pinkies or something? I know that no girl would ever, ever touch you...you probably fuck stuffed out of frustration. We are going to tell ALL of our friends that we found the guy with the smallest dick that we've ever seen. It literally looks like a clit. Lol! Clit dick! You are just...you're a tiny little pathetic penis person. Haha!