Holy... Oh my...oh my GOD, is that your DICK? That's actually your penis? I'm not lying - that is seriously the SMALLEST "cock" (if you can call it that) that I've EVER seen. I'm actually impressed - but not in a good way. Like - what does it feel like, knowing you'll NEVER be able to satisfy a women? EVER?

You know what, it's not even worthy of being called a penis. It's a pecker. A pecker. That's more fitting such a pathetic, small little cock. I bet your cum just pops out - like a little squirt. Haha! Oh wow, we are having SO MUCH FUN laughing at your misfortune! How do you even... Show more