It’s pretty simple to understand, but he keeps pretending he didn’t know...

We just paid 60 dollars for breakfast in our terribly expensive hotel’s restaurant, because Bobby would like me to believe that he doesn’t understand that concept of a continental breakfast. I know better than believe for one second that this man thought the entire fancy spread in the dining area was a part of the ‘free’ breakfast, though, so I’ve dragged him back to our room to exact my revenge on his bottom.

He’s arguing with me the entire time, even while I’m droppi... Show more