Almost-grown sons are nearly impossible to control - mine just strolled into his bedroom at 6:30 a.m., claiming to have been out having an early skateboard ride with his friends. As a step-mom, I know immediately that this is complete - boys don't get up early...for anything...

But they do stay up late - especially when their girlfriends are involved. I ask him whether he's been out all night, and whether he's been with that slutty little girlfriend of his. When he admits he has, he's already in for a spanking. But when I ask whether they're having sex - and he doesn't answer ... Show more