Well well...if it isn't 'the husband'?.. You're forty minutes late, sir. Your poor wife has already left. How can you be late for your first ever Marriage Counseling session? It's clear that you don't respect your wife's time, or mine.

Your wife laughingly suggested before she left that I spank you for being late - and I couldn't agree more.

You're going over my knee for a paddling - forty swats for each minute, and for both your wife and for me. That's 80 paddle swats...let's begin.

Don't argue with me, this is in your best interest, and for the good of... Show more