Our mail has been turning up everyplace except the mailbox lately - including in the middle of the driveway, AND tossed into the bushes. It’s been over a week and I simply cannot figure out what the heck is going on with our mail service. Then one afternoon, unasked, Zis walks into the bedroom holding three spanking implements and informs me that she should be disciplined.

Who am I to argue? When I enquire further Zis informs me that she had a fling with the mail delivery person, who apparently thought more of the one-off occasion than Zis, and is now angry and getting back at Zis ... Show more