It’s the time of year that Mrs Claus hands out gifts to all the elves and reindeer who’ve been nice, and lumps of coal to those who’ve been naughty. This year, as usual, Rudolph has been both.

For a very long time, Rudolph’s special job at the North Pole has been to keep Mrs Claus satisfied and happy while Santa is away on business. Rudolph works very hard to please Mrs Claus, and he does a very good job, indeed, but the things he does - sticking his tongue inside Mrs Claus panties, for example - are also very naughty.

If Santa found out that Rudolph and Mrs Claus were pla... Show more