LETTER FROM THE WIFE

Michael, look a letter from your wife.

Let me read it. She says she still loves you, Michael, and wants you back. She will return your car. She will return the house. She will even forgive you for having an affair.

Why now? Perhaps because I went before the judge in your divorce case. I dangled my shoe in front of him, like this, and he signed papers giving your paycheck back to us, so we can spend it together. Hard to believe how many men are so weak for feet.

Still, Michael, your wife loves yo... Show more