You're here because you masturbate too much? Yes, let's not get technical, then. We'll call it jacking off. So, how often do you jack off? Really? That is pretty excessive. Does your spouse or significant other know about this? Oh, I see... When was the last time anyone beside you touched your cock? How often do you get these urges to jack off? Constantly? What kind of girls do you like to jack off too? I see... Young women like me? Beautiful? Do girls like that make you feel pathetic and insignificant when they strut by all dolled up in leather or lace? Tell me, honestly, does looking at ...

You're here because you masturbate too much? Yes, let's not get technical, then. We'll call it jacking off. So, how often do you jack off? Really? That is pretty excessive. Does your spouse or significant other know about this? Oh, I see... When was the last time anyone beside you touched your cock? How often do you get these urges to jack off? Constantly? What kind of girls do you like to jack off too? I see... Young women like me? Beautiful? Do girls like that make you feel pathetic and insignificant when they strut by all dolled up in leather or lace? Tell me, honestly, does looking at me give you those feelings of inadequacy? I thought so... Does it make you nervous to feel the sexiness I exude? Yes, as I thought... Are you fixated by the curves of my body? From what you're telling me my diagnosis is that... you're a pathetic loser. I'm sorry to put it so bluntly, but you're just one of those guys who's lot in life is to chronically masturbate. And I'm going to put you on a strict masturbation schedule. 15 minutes or rubbing your morning boner, 1000 strokes after work, and a full half hour of stroking before you go to bed. All with *no* orgasms .