'Many times when I come to use you, I will not speak to you at all. Why should I? You are never allowed to speak to me. You are there to do a job, that's all. I will treat you no differently than I would an ordinary toilet. I will ignore you and only give you the most basic commands. I will use you quickly. And after you have cleaned me, I will leave you as though you weren't even there. I will make you feel like a real toilet. And then you will know what it's really like to be my toilet slave: you exist only to clean me, and your rewards are my visits, so on, day after day after day

'Many times when I come to use you, I will not speak to you at all. Why should I? You are never allowed to speak to me. You are there to do a job, that's all. I will treat you no differently than I would an ordinary toilet. I will ignore you and only give you the most basic commands. I will use you quickly. And after you have cleaned me, I will leave you as though you weren't even there. I will make you feel like a real toilet. And then you will know what it's really like to be my toilet slave: you exist only to clean me, and your rewards are my visits, so on, day after day after day