Come in! Don't be shy. We both know the reason for you to be here. You finally came out of the closet and revealed your 'intimate' secret. Don't worry, here at the Wankaholics Anonymous we just want to help you. Look at you, you can barely stand up! You are as pale as a full moon, after all those sleepless nights at the computer, jerking off at porn. Just while your wife was resting in the bedroom...

Come in! Don't be shy. We both know the reason for you to be here. You finally came out of the closet and revealed your 'intimate' secret. Don't worry, here at the Wankaholics Anonymous we just want to help you. Look at you, you can barely stand up! You are as pale as a full moon, after all those sleepless nights at the computer, jerking off at porn. Just while your wife was resting in the bedroom...