Me and you are really good friends, but I got this new boyfriend and he is a dick. I can't stop thinking about my amazing boyfriend and how much better he is than you. I literally smoke you out, I humiliate you and re-enact all the taunting my boyfriend did to you. I blow all the smoke in your face, ash on you and tell you how much better my boyfriend is then you. I feel a little bad sometimes, but mostly I'm aroused by it. You will continue to hang out with me though, you will never stick up for yourself.