After meeting you and giving you my number, i have had my fingers crossed that you would call! So I was super excited when you asked me out on a date tonight, even though i am on a diet on right now. But yeah, let's do it! I'll just meet you at the restaurant since this is only our first date. Maybe I'll let you pick me up if we have a 2nd date ;)

I arrive to the restaurant looking sleek and sexy in my tight short velvet skirt and matching crop top, only to find you have already ordered for us. Looks like i'll just have to take a cheat day on diet, but only if that pile of food is ...

After meeting you and giving you my number, i have had my fingers crossed that you would call! So I was super excited when you asked me out on a date tonight, even though i am on a diet on right now. But yeah, let's do it! I'll just meet you at the restaurant since this is only our first date. Maybe I'll let you pick me up if we have a 2nd date ;)

I arrive to the restaurant looking sleek and sexy in my tight short velvet skirt and matching crop top, only to find you have already ordered for us. Looks like i'll just have to take a cheat day on diet, but only if that pile of food is low fat! Oh it is! Perfect! Because this all looks AMAZING! Mmmm yummy cheesy garlic breads with creamy pink sauce pasta and meatballs and a lovely '07 Cab Frank! I love a man who takes charge! but i will only be able to have a few bites, because, you, my diet. The first bite is wonderful! The creams sauce is so rich a decadent, the cheese bread is soft and gooey and the meatballs moist and flavorful. I sink my teeth into a few bites and before i know it, i few more.

After chatting and getting to know each other a bit, i find i have been shoveling fork full after fork full of pasta in mouth, along with mouth fulls of cheesy bread. I feel like SUCH A PIGGY! How embarrassing! I just cant help myself because i have never tasted low fat food this DELICIOUS! I swear, i am usually not such a gluttonous slob. maybe ill have Just one more bite. Ok, maybe just one more ;) WoW, i guess i was hungrier than i thought. I realize my belly has expanded considerably, squishing out from between my skit and top, and i feel like a whale! So I excuse myself to the ladies room to freshen up a bit and allow my pride to recover from the piggish spectacle i just put on. But i when i return i find you have done it again! Ordered me MORE food!

*Download Part 2 to see Me stuff myself even more with 2 giant desserts and watch as my bloated fat belly gets even bigger*