"You have been a cannibal now for... how many years? And still you don't know how to trap and prepare little men to eat. I will teach you how to trap the little men, fatten them up, cook them and eat them."

Watch me set a trap for the little men and catch them with a little cage. I catch two! One I will cook. But first I feed him to fatten him up, nice and plump. From a pov I season him to get him ready for the oven. The other, I will gobble down whole and raw. They are so scared. While one is in the oven, I tease the other, putting his head inside my mouth, only to pull him out ag...

"You have been a cannibal now for... how many years? And still you don't know how to trap and prepare little men to eat. I will teach you how to trap the little men, fatten them up, cook them and eat them."

Watch me set a trap for the little men and catch them with a little cage. I catch two! One I will cook. But first I feed him to fatten him up, nice and plump. From a pov I season him to get him ready for the oven. The other, I will gobble down whole and raw. They are so scared. While one is in the oven, I tease the other, putting his head inside my mouth, only to pull him out again. See, they taste so much better when the are afraid. The paralyzer they got is wearing off, so he wiggles and tries to escape. That's when they are perfect and ready to eat. Yum!

The other is ready and slightly roasted from the oven. But I didn't cook him too long, so he is also still alive. They just taste so much better alive and full of fear! I rip his arm off and eat it. He begs me not to eat him. Poor little plump guy!

"I am cannibal. You knew that if I caught you, I would have you for dinner."

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